This is my shaving experience. Jess looks so nice doing it too. Now that I've shaved my face as well, It doesn't look half bad. I would have uploaded this first part, but it's just too big.
Well, Garrett, your mother has now discovered this blog. Nothing shocks me, as I know you too well, and know what an incredibly wonderful person you are. I only hope that people can read between the lines to see your inner beauty. Speaking of beauty, I have always wondered what you would look like without hair (seriously). Bald can be beautiful. However, it is difficult to tell from the displayed photo whether or not this look is beautiful on you. I disagree with your characterization that your attention span is equivalent to a ferret's; I would have picked a much larger animal with a much larger brain capacity. (BTW, we all know you're brilliant, so who are you kidding?) And a final comment, to resurrect the damage done to my reputation as a mother, I abhorred the idea of moving you out of your room and bathroom, but your sister, her husband, and their baby (your niece) had no alternative than to use your area for the four days were here. And with a baby, they needed space, privacy, and lots of room for their supplies. And, as you know, as soon as they left, you were immediately moved back in. Love you lots, your endearing and long-suffering (but not complaining) mother. (Uh, isn't this type of communication supposed to be private? Who on earth would be interested in reading this?)
Well, Garrett, your mother has now discovered this blog. Nothing shocks me, as I know you too well, and know what an incredibly wonderful person you are. I only hope that people can read between the lines to see your inner beauty. Speaking of beauty, I have always wondered what you would look like without hair (seriously). Bald can be beautiful. However, it is difficult to tell from the displayed photo whether or not this look is beautiful on you. I disagree with your characterization that your attention span is equivalent to a ferret's; I would have picked a much larger animal with a much larger brain capacity. (BTW, we all know you're brilliant, so who are you kidding?) And a final comment, to resurrect the damage done to my reputation as a mother, I abhorred the idea of moving you out of your room and bathroom, but your sister, her husband, and their baby (your niece) had no alternative than to use your area for the four days were here. And with a baby, they needed space, privacy, and lots of room for their supplies. And, as you know, as soon as they left, you were immediately moved back in. Love you lots, your endearing and long-suffering (but not complaining) mother. (Uh, isn't this type of communication supposed to be private? Who on earth would be interested in reading this?)
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